definition: the activity of taking new products out of their packaging, especially on videos on the internet.
I watched an 'unboxing video' with Rosie last year. Someone opening a box with a £6 LOL doll in it. Making the sort of enthusiastic noises I might make if I was sent a box with a £6000 Bernina sewing machine. Except this woman was in her thirties, which made it very weird. I could cope with Ro or Jess ooh-ing and aah-ing over a doll but not someone old enough to be their mother doing it. And as for setting up a video camera to record the whole experience for the general public to share...
But, dear friends, I would like you to share my unboxing of the latest CoverStory package received from Kirsten yesterday. Please supply your own sound effects as indicated. Rustling of tissue paper
Firstly the inner box. The Graze ones we started with years ago are wearing out. Here is a new, very pretty box from Bloom and Wild, [oooh!] and inside the Travelling Notebook with all the annotations of what we have stitched and why [hmmm! helpful]Then the postcard - always full of personal details, some sadness 😥🙏 and some joy [Hallelujah!]
Don't you just love Shepard's Winnie-the-Pooh and Christopher Robin illustration? [sweet...] so much more English than the Disney bear. The flat gift...A pack of wildflower seeds [so charming] Bladder Campion [wheee!]
Birdsfoot Trefoil
Self-Heal [sounds good]
Lady's Bedstraw - used to colour Double Gloucester Cheese[yum]
Sneeze-wort [atishoo!]
Red Clover
Betony - it's good for back pain, said Culpeper's Herbal[👍]
Hedge Bedstraw
drumroll Finally this month's stitching [wow!!]
A gloriously dense piece of coton perlé work. Lush green grasses, interspersed with bright pink tulips in detached chain stitch, colourful French Knot crocuses, and bright daffodils stitched from Karen Turner's video tutorial . A celebration of spring flowers.
That's lovely said BobIt's gorgeous said I
[applause and cheering] 👏👏👏
Thank you Kirsten for this delightful piece. I don't foresee a new career for me in making "Unboxing Videos" though [sighs of relief from everybody]